Oh, honey, let me tell you about this YSL ENVELOPE BAG. I saw it down at the fancy store, you know, the one with all the shiny things? That YSL, it’s a big name, ain’t it? They say it’s one of them luxury brands. Means it costs more than a pig at the county fair, that’s for sure!
This here ENVELOPE BAG, it’s somethin’ else. It’s got this chain, you can put it over your shoulder. And this YSL thing on the front. Shiny as all get out! That fella, Anthony Vaccarello, he made it. He’s the big cheese there, I reckon. They call it the Resort 2018, whatever that means. It’s like a party for clothes, I guess.
Now, they say this bag, this YSL ENVELOPE BAG, it’s a good thing to buy if you got extra money layin’ around. They say it’s an investment. Like plantin’ seeds, but instead of corn, you get more money later. Sounds kinda fishy to me, but what do I know? I just know it’s pretty, and pretty costs money.
- That YSL, it’s always in style.
- It keeps it’s worth, they say.
- So you can sell it later, maybe.
They got other bags too, that YSL does. This one, the Le 5 � 7. Sounds like a time, don’t it? Five to seven, time for supper, maybe? This one, it comes in all sorts of fancy. Like snake skin! Can you imagine? Carryin’ a snake around your shoulder. Well, not a real one, of course.
And this other one, the LouLou. They say it’s a classic. Like my old churn, I guess. Been around a long time, still works good. This LouLou, everyone wants it, they say. Must be somethin’ special, then. I don’t know who’s LouLou but she must like nice things like that, too.
Now, I hear tell there’s other places you can get bags that look like these YSL ones. They call ’em dupes. Like twins, but not really. Cheaper, I bet. This one place, Quince, they got ’em. If you ain’t got a whole pile of money, maybe that’s the way to go. I always like a good deal, that’s for sure.
And this other place, Neiman Marcus. Sounds fancy, don’t it? They got these YSL ENVELOPE BAGs there too. Lots of ’em, all different kinds. You can go there and pick one out, if you’re feelin’ fancy. I don’t know how much they cost, but probably more than my Sunday best.
I saw a thing online, sayin’ you can get some money, 600 somethin’. To buy makeup or somethin. Sminke, that’s makeup in some other language. And parfyme. That’s the smelly stuff, make you smell like flowers and such. It’s like a little treat for people who shop. I don’t know how many eggs that many money is, but it’s a lot.
Well, that’s all I know about these YSL bags. That ENVELOPE BAG sure is pretty, though. If I had a big pile of money, maybe I’d get one. But for now, I’ll just stick to my old purse. It holds everything I need, and it don’t cost a fortune. That’s good enough for me. That YSL sure is a fancy thing though. But for all that money, it better cook and clean too.
If you looking for these special YSL ENVELOPE BAG, just remember they are at Specialty Stores, not just anywhere. You gotta go where they sell the fancy stuff, that’s all I’m saying.
But even if you want a YSL, and you don’t have that much money, you still can find a way to get one. That Quince place can be a good place for you. Just like that YSL bag, but don’t cost as much. You can still look good. Even without all that money.
That YSL brand, they just know how to make good stuff. I can’t say it’s bad. It’s good. It’s just too much money. I don’t need that. But you might want one. If you like that ENVELOPE BAG, go get one. Make you happy, that’s good.