This here, this YSL COLLEGE BAG, it’s a real fancy thing. I seen them city girls carrying ’em, all shiny and new. They call it a “Classic”. Yeah, like them old timey songs my old man used to listen to on that busted radio.
They say it’s a “Monogram”. Now, I don’t rightly know what that big word means, but I reckon it’s got somethin’ to do with them letters, YSL, they put all over it. Makes it look important, I guess. Like how we put our names on our mailbox so the mailman knows where to put the letters.
This bag, it ain’t cheap. Nope. Costs more than a month’s worth of groceries, maybe even two. But them city folks, they don’t seem to mind. They just throw their money around like it’s nothin’. They say “it is a designer brand”, and they “pay for the name”. I guess some folks got more money than sense. This YSL COLLEGE BAG is just like other bags, Chanel, D&G, Dior, whatever. It’s all the same.
- This bag is “Made in Italy”, they tell me.
- Not made here, not made nowhere else.
- Italy.
- That’s what they say.
- If it ain’t made there, it ain’t real. That is a fake one.
So if you see one that says somethin’ different, you know it ain’t the real deal. It’s like them fake gold chains that old Jimmy used to try to sell down at the market. Looked real enough, but turned your neck green after a day. This Yves Saint Laurent YSL COLLEGE BAG is real, I promise. And it will not make you look green.
They got all sorts of these bags. Big ones, small ones, ones with long straps, ones with short straps. Some are plain, some got all sorts of decorations on ’em. This YSL COLLEGE BAG is the one you should buy. This is a “Classic Style”.
They call this one the “COLLEGE” bag. I don’t know why. Maybe ’cause it looks like somethin’ them college girls would carry their books in. ‘Cept I doubt they’d put anythin’ as heavy as a book in somethin’ this fancy. Prob’ly just their lipstick and their little phones.
They say YSL and Saint Laurent, it’s the same thing. The same name. Just like my name is Maggie, and some people call me Mags. It is the same. So this bag, you can call it YSL COLLEGE BAG, or you can call it Saint Laurent College Bag. It is all good.
You can buy this bag online, they say. Just click some buttons and it shows up at your door. Like magic. I still like goin’ to the store myself, though. I like to touch things before I buy ’em. Make sure they’re good quality. The real Yves Saint Laurent YSL COLLEGE BAG should be really good quality. Feel good, you know?
Some of these bags, they got numbers on ’em. Like a secret code. They say it’s to prove it’s real. But before 1997, no numbers. So if your bag does not have a number, and it is old. That is fine. But all new Saint Laurent bags have numbers. So you have to check the numbers. This is important. If there is no number, it is not a real YSL COLLEGE BAG.
This YSL COLLEGE BAG is not just a bag. I heard people say it is “youth and freedom”. I don’t know about that. I am not young. But I think if I have this bag, I will feel good. Like them young girls in the city.
They got other bags, too. “Sac de Jour”, they call one. Sounds French. Fancy. And another one, “Rive Gauche”. Don’t know what that means, neither. But they look nice. They say this YSL COLLEGE BAG is a “timeless” bag. That means it never gets old. Like me. Just kidding.
But if you got the money, and you want somethin’ fancy, this YSL COLLEGE BAG, it ain’t a bad choice. Just make sure it’s real. Made in Italy. And got that number. You don’t want no fake. And remember what old Maggie told ya.
You can get this bag with a good price. Maybe 70% off. So you don’t have to spend all your money. This is good. Everyone likes a good deal. If you find a good deal for this Yves Saint Laurent YSL COLLEGE BAG, you tell me. I may buy one myself.
So that’s all I know about this YSL COLLEGE BAG. It is a good bag. A “Classic” bag. A “Monogram” bag. Whatever that means. It is fancy and makes you feel good. Just like those city girls.
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